Rude Awakening

This is the guy you want in your corner when the shit goes down.

People wake up early around here.  So it isn't altogether extraordinary to step out of your house at 7 in the morning and face a scene like this one. 

Housemate:  "You want to ask him to stop?"

Me:  "Not really, why don't you ask him?"

The Hammer



Please Hammer.  Don't Hurt Em.

 People do crazy things on the roads here.  Occasionally I'll be riding around town on my scooter and an inner voice warns me that "Some idiot with a basket of pigeons on the back of his bike is going to try to answer his phone while he runs a red light ... and he's going to fucking kill you".  So I go home and hide in my room until the inner voice tells me "It's ok.  The idiot with the pigeons lost his phone".