The Hammer



Please Hammer.  Don't Hurt Em.

 People do crazy things on the roads here.  Occasionally I'll be riding around town on my scooter and an inner voice warns me that "Some idiot with a basket of pigeons on the back of his bike is going to try to answer his phone while he runs a red light ... and he's going to fucking kill you".  So I go home and hide in my room until the inner voice tells me "It's ok.  The idiot with the pigeons lost his phone".